Here I am at Brittany's. Me, Clay, Brittany and Lacie. We are all getting drunk, I am so buzzing right now haha. Will update more on this later.
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Today is Brittany's birthday. I bought her the coolest gift and no I will not mention it just yet, she does read these you know. *waves at Brittany* I also bought Jennifer a birthday party, I forgot about her birthday and I feel just awful about it.
Anyways, I know this sounds so strange of me but I feel so queer today haha. I was walking down the mall in a black t-shirt with a dragon on it (nerd I know) and a blue hat, my long hair sticking out as if it was trying to escape. I looked dreadful. In my need to look sexy again, I walked into Dillards and saw the perfect outfit. White shirt, buttoned, looks like its torn (it's supposed to hehe) and a silk brown shirt, tight as can be. I purchased it and Jesus Christ it was $84.44, but so worth it. I took my Dillards bag and walked into the bathroom, took my shirt off and changed, taking the price tags off of course. I walked out, looking HOT. The mall was packed and I got so many looks, this one guy (who was fucking gorgeous, and gay as can be) stared at me and I stared at him back as I walked passed him, acting like I was not interested. I am so Brian from Queer as Folk, minus the sluttiness.
I walked into Bath & Body Works to buy Brittany and Jennifer presents. I couldn't find a damn thing and I asked this girl who worked there what to get her and guess what she said? She said, "Your gay and you can't find your fag hags something for their birthday?" I laughed and said, "What makes you think I'm gay?" She said, "For one your gorgeous, thats a giveaway, second you have a hot body and tight shirt and pants, nice ass I might add." I wanted to be the typical gay guy and say, "Slap it!" LMAO, but decided against it. I looked at her and said, "Brad Pitt and David Duchovny are hot with nice bodies and they aren't gay." She said, "Well, Brad's single now." I said, "Oooo thats right, I should call him up and tell him to leave space for me next too him in his bed." I know I am such a queer!
Clay, my boyfriend (if those of you think I forgot about him, I did not), is coming to pick me up in about 40 minutes to go to Brittany's house, Jennifer wont be there tonight, unfortunately, but we are all going too get drunk and just hang out. I will update later about the party.
P.S. I don't know if I mentioned my boss Stuart at work, but I have a new boss. It's Sharilyn!! She so kicksass and I am so excited about that!